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Maybe Changed records tiny public facts. Live: TestFlight, Steam playtests, FCC filings, ESRB ratings.

Don't refresh it. We will.

This worker re-reads public pages every 6 hours. First successful checks are a baseline, not news.

TestFlight: FULL → OPEN
Playtests: NOTHING → SIGNUPS OPEN
FCC: NOTHING → NEW FILING. We do not name the gadget.
Ratings: new ESRB Past Week records for watched publishers. Not a leak headline.